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Re: L.Ken Boat Registration

Post by Sean gilchrist » Thu Apr 25 2019 05:52

Certainly not. Am more worried as I live in the parish
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Post by Sean gilchrist » Thu Apr 25 2019 05:56

Carlperkins wrote: ↑
Put some dungarees on and squeal like a pig eyed sow if you want.

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It will cost you.
You could always go to the pub in Crossmichael or New Galloway if that's your scene.
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Post by Carlperkins » Thu Apr 25 2019 06:47

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Re: L.Ken Boat Registration

Post by Sean gilchrist » Thu Apr 25 2019 06:50

Don't blame you. Where are staying when your up Carl?
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Re: L.Ken Boat Registration

Post by Carlperkins » Thu Apr 25 2019 07:15

Not sure what it’s called
One of the sites with chalets.
Will find out
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Post by Carlperkins » Thu Apr 25 2019 07:19

Loch Ken Holiday Park πŸ˜‚
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Re: L.Ken Boat Registration

Post by gus666 » Thu Apr 25 2019 10:22

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Loch Ken Holiday Park πŸ˜‚
Be careful with what they let you do there, Carl. They'll charge you for putting your boat up their bank, even if you've paid them to pitch a tent on their site.
I asked about my car (I sleep in it)-wanted a charge (fair enough). Boat trailer-wanted a charge (hmmm... it's a feckin field the size of Hampden Park). Then I said I'd be putting my boat up the bank-wanted a charge for that innaw. It's not the lassies in the shop that's the problem but the owner.
I telt them tae go and fling shiite at themselves. :mad:

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Post by Will Smith » Thu Apr 25 2019 11:45

They are very well know for charging for everything under the sun, additional cars, kiddies tents, dogs, awnings, the list goes on.
However it is a nice site, just gets a bit busy at times, as they all do at times I suppose.

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Post by gus666 » Thu Apr 25 2019 13:30

Will Smith wrote: ↑
They are very well know for charging for everything under the sun, additional cars, kiddies tents, dogs, awnings, the list goes on.
However it is a nice site, just gets a bit busy at times, as they all do at times I suppose.

Will.
It is and that was the 3rd time I'd been last summer but they were just coming-the-c@nt in the end.
They priced my mate out of his caravan as well. He'd been there years too.

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Re: L.Ken Boat Registration

Post by Sean gilchrist » Thu Apr 25 2019 14:19

gus666 wrote: ↑
Carlperkins wrote: ↑
Loch Ken Holiday Park πŸ˜‚
Be careful with what they let you do there, Carl. They'll charge you for putting your boat up their bank, even if you've paid them to pitch a tent on their site.
I asked about my car (I sleep in it)-wanted a charge (fair enough). Boat trailer-wanted a charge (hmmm... it's a feckin field the size of Hampden Park). Then I said I'd be putting my boat up the bank-wanted a charge for that innaw. It's not the lassies in the shop that's the problem but the owner.
I telt them tae go and fling shiite at themselves. :mad:


It's naw that when the whoor is after meach for any spare tar an road planings for heehaw. Typical farmer
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Post by gus666 » Thu Apr 25 2019 15:24

Sean gilchrist wrote: ↑
gus666 wrote: ↑
Carlperkins wrote: ↑
Loch Ken Holiday Park πŸ˜‚
Be careful with what they let you do there, Carl. They'll charge you for putting your boat up their bank, even if you've paid them to pitch a tent on their site.
I asked about my car (I sleep in it)-wanted a charge (fair enough). Boat trailer-wanted a charge (hmmm... it's a feckin field the size of Hampden Park). Then I said I'd be putting my boat up the bank-wanted a charge for that innaw. It's not the lassies in the shop that's the problem but the owner.
I telt them tae go and fling shiite at themselves. :mad:


It's naw that when the whoor is after meach for any spare tar an road planings for heehaw. Typical farmer
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Post by Carlperkins » Thu Apr 25 2019 19:47

Cheers for the info πŸ‘
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Post by gus666 » Fri May 10 2019 16:13

Possibly won't affect the majority of guys on this forum, but I've been told that there's been a few incidents of the padlock at the public slip being sabotaged. I've heard it was superglued. Just a warning if anyone is going there.
I've only heard this 3rd hand, but if it's true it sounds like someone is severely scunnered at the whole situation.

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Post by Will Smith » Sat May 11 2019 20:01

Anyone who has already registered, I have a question for you.
Do you need to take proof of insurance with you when you register your boat if your motor is above a certain size,(I think that it was anything above 6HP needed insurance) :scratch: ?

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Post by Carlperkins » Sat May 11 2019 20:46

Yes
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Re: L.Ken Boat Registration

Post by Will Smith » Sat May 11 2019 20:55

Ta Carl, hope you remembered yours.

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Post by gus666 » Sat May 11 2019 20:59

Went today and launched fae the public slip. Smee's laddie appeared to check if there was any damage to the padlock, but there wasn't.
I asked him why he was checking "Has there been sabotage on the padlock?" I asked him. He said no, but it's the first time I've ever seen anyone at the slip checking the padlock!
Anyhoo, business as usual as far as I can see.

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Post by Carlperkins » Sat May 11 2019 21:07

Wanted Β£60 each from us for a key today
Ended up paying Β£17 to launch and Β£17 to get out next Saturday
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Post by Alan_dalton » Sun May 12 2019 19:39

gus666 wrote: ↑
Went today and launched fae the public slip. Smee's laddie appeared to check if there was any damage to the padlock, but there wasn't.
I asked him why he was checking "Has there been sabotage on the padlock?" I asked him. He said no, but it's the first time I've ever seen anyone at the slip checking the padlock!
Anyhoo, business as usual as far as I can see.

Was that you with the two bivvies off the point?

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Post by gus666 » Sun May 12 2019 21:35

Alan_dalton wrote: ↑
gus666 wrote: ↑
Went today and launched fae the public slip. Smee's laddie appeared to check if there was any damage to the padlock, but there wasn't.
I asked him why he was checking "Has there been sabotage on the padlock?" I asked him. He said no, but it's the first time I've ever seen anyone at the slip checking the padlock!
Anyhoo, business as usual as far as I can see.

Was that you with the two bivvies off the point?
No Alan, I was in my ali boat all day.

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Post by piker al » Mon May 13 2019 17:55

Carlperkins wrote: ↑
Wanted Β£60 each from us for a key today
Ended up paying Β£17 to launch and Β£17 to get out next Saturday
U picked a good week to be up :thumbs:

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Post by Carlperkins » Mon May 13 2019 19:03

Not really
Come down with the flu πŸ˜‚
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Post by Will Smith » Mon May 13 2019 22:36

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Not really
Come down with the flu πŸ˜‚
Oh s**t, hope its just a one or two day job Carl, that is crap luck that is.
Is it bad enough to stop you from getting out ?

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Post by Carlperkins » Tue May 14 2019 12:56

Missed yesterday but am out today πŸ‘
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Post by Jimk2 » Tue May 14 2019 23:06

Very expensive for couple of days a year, we should all just share a key Will,

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Re: L.Ken Boat Registration

Post by Alan_dalton » Wed May 15 2019 11:16

They wanted is us to buy 3 keys for three boats for one weeks fishing!! Taking the p**s!!!
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Post by Mark_Houghton » Wed May 15 2019 13:59

Alan_dalton wrote: ↑
They wanted is us to buy 3 keys for thre boats for one weeks fishing!! Taking the p**s!!!
It`ll be his downfall....I`m surprised someone hasn`t already ripped the gate off or chopped it with a stihl saw. Wonder if the taxman knows about this key revenue too.....i`d wager not, especially as its cash only...

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Post by gus666 » Wed May 15 2019 14:57

Alan_dalton wrote: ↑
They wanted is us to buy 3 keys for thre boats for one weeks fishing!! Taking the p**s!!!
That really is coming-the-c@nt...
:evil: :evil: :evil:

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Post by Sean gilchrist » Yesterday 07:27

Alan_dalton wrote: ↑
They wanted is us to buy 3 keys for three boats for one weeks fishing!! Taking the p**s!!!
What a chancer.
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Post by Sean gilchrist » Yesterday 07:32

Mark_Houghton wrote: ↑
Alan_dalton wrote: ↑
They wanted is us to buy 3 keys for thre boats for one weeks fishing!! Taking the p**s!!!
It`ll be his downfall....I`m surprised someone hasn`t already ripped the gate off or chopped it with a stihl saw. Wonder if the taxman knows about this key revenue too.....i`d wager not, especially as its cash only...
I doubt it very much Mark. When I checked to see what kind of padlock they were using it was a Β£10 one from Wilkos. Hardly high security. You can open them with a pair of pliers and a hammer.
I also see that he has acquired the old red rangers plastic toy boat.( for heehaw I believe).
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