Just back from the vets

[Kev Berry]

Just fetched my bulldog Nell back from the vets, had a caesarean, just one male puppy about twice the size he should be,

The vet nurse asked what I would call him-----I said how does "Billy no mates" sound, she gave me a slap round the head

nowt worse than having a singleton pup to raise, gonna end up a spoilt mardy little swine

[Edward.P.A.C]

Just fetched my bulldog Nell back from the vets, had a caesarean, just one male puppy about twice the size he should be,

The vet nurse asked what I would call him-----I said how does "Billy no mates" sound, she gave me a slap round the head

nowt worse than having a singleton pup to raise, gonna end up a spoilt mardy little swine

Well Kev.

Thats something the pair of you will have in common.......

[Kev Berry]

Just fetched my bulldog Nell back from the vets, had a caesarean, just one male puppy about twice the size he should be,

The vet nurse asked what I would call him-----I said how does "Billy no mates" sound, she gave me a slap round the head

nowt worse than having a singleton pup to raise, gonna end up a spoilt mardy little swine

Well Kev.

Thats something the pair of you will have in common.......

Had Croftus down for a quick return on that first

[Andrew]

Tempted.

[Nige Johns]

You could always name him after Crofty ....... now where do we start !!!!!
Answers on a postcard please

[davelumb]

I saw the thread title and wondered if Kev had been to get himself 'doctored'...

Neville would be a nice name for a pup.

[Edward.P.A.C]

Tempted.

wazzup Croftus......not like you to miss a chance for a swipe

[suffolk si]

Congratulations kev,could call him wally or earnie.....

[suffolk si]

Obviously that would be a pseudonym

[Happy Hayes]

How's about googles

[Kev Berry]

couldn't possibly call him any of those dreadful names----he might be a sensitive little soul like me

plus it would be very tempting to kick him up the a**e

he's doing very well at the moment, guzzling on his bottle, his mum dosnt want anything to do with him which happens quite a bit with caesarean births, she is just lying on the settee giving me the dead eye and looking offended (cos Ive just stuffed some tablets down her)

[Andrew]

I thought you liked google though.

[Kev Berry]

I thought you liked google though.

when picking a dogs name its important to first try shouting --- " (dogs name) come here"---- and see how it sounds or if it makes you look a right div


"google come here" dosnt quite cut it

[Andrew]

Hows bout Alan. "Alan, Alan, come ere boy. Whos a good boy then, roll over"

Sorry couldnt help it. Its a joke before somone takes it too far

[Edward.P.A.C]

Hows bout Alan. "Alan, Alan, come ere boy. Whos a good boy then, roll over"

Sorry couldnt help it. Its a joke before somone takes it too far

He already knows how that sounds....

Hows that saying go...???

Many a true word said in Jest....

[cookiesdaughtersdad]

How's about googles

I would be honoured but I have never met his mum so any claim for maintenance will be fought! I think Kev will make a good dad and the resemblance will be uncanny

Hows bout Alan. "Alan, Alan, come ere boy. Whos a good boy then, roll over"

Sorry couldnt help it. Its a joke before somone takes it too far

He already knows how that sounds....

Hows that saying go...???

Many a true word said in Jest....

If dogs do look like their ownwers then one of these would do for you Eddy https://featuredcreature.com/five-hairl ... d-friends/

Hows bout Alan. "Alan, Alan, come ere boy. Whos a good boy then, roll over"

Sorry couldnt help it. Its a joke before somone takes it too far

And for you Andrew https://i.pinimg.com/736x/8b/f6/14/8bf6 ... oodles.jpg no matter how hard I looked Andrew, I couldnt find a small ginger dog puffing on a bubbly pipe

Cheers Alan

[Kev Berry]

Well I'm afraid Billy no mates dosnt need a posh new name, sadly he started fading away last night and died this afternoon

[Nige Johns]

Gutted for you Kev,feel free to take it out on Crofty

[Andrew]

Sorry to hear that Kev.

[Kev Berry]

Just one of those things, seen it happen so many times especially when hand rearing. Seemingly healthy vibrant pups just go downhill and a whole litter can die in 24 hours, not much you can do at such a young age, pump them full of Synulox (anti biotic) keep them warm and hydrated and hope for the best. Brachycephalic breeds are notorious for fading puppy syndrome.
Thanks for the sympathies, he was a cracking looking pup.

[suffolk si]

Gees, sorry Kev,gutted for ya

[Happy Hayes]

So sorry to hear the bad news Kev.
As already said gutted mate.

[cookiesdaughtersdad]

Sorry from me too Kev!

Cheers Alan

[mickmcd]

That's a shame. Sorry about the wee dog.