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Can you make yourself like whisky

Post by delboy » Wed Jul 24 2019 20:44

I sleep in the back room,I have the windows and door shut to keep spiders out,f**k me can you imagine how hot it is at the moment?....So I just had a Teachers whisky,(it was f*****g horrible)to try and knock me out tonight,Missues just poured me the famous grouse one out,just going to have a sip..................................f**k me its worse,A bloke in tesco's said it was the best one,he told her it was really smooth.It tastes like turps to me,My missues said ,how the f**k (wish she wouldn't keep swearing like that) did you ever go night fishing all them years ago,I told her I had one of them fox super domes that had a sewn in groundsheet.............pause for another sip,f**k me its worse than medicine,Once you did the zip up nothing could get in.......Before that we just had a brolly and a plastic sheet...........................Don't think there was so many spiders around then.............................Or it could have been that I had my girlfriend with me back then when I went night fishing(And now she is my missues) and I had other things on my mind......................There is a third possibilty,some people think that I may have been abducted by aliens at some point back in the day,that would explain a few things,Had 2 glasse's of whisky now,think I am getting the taste for it,but I am having a fosters shot as well.Hope I SLEEP TONIGHT
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Post by delboy » Wed Jul 24 2019 20:51

Tell you what the missues just put a drop of coke in there and what with me fosters chaser's ,I think I will sleep like a log tonight..............................Just hope I wake up in the morning
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Re: Can you make yourself like whisky

Post by Mercman » Wed Jul 24 2019 20:56

Nothing changes..... :vdrunk: :laughs: :laughs:
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Re: Can you make yourself like whisky

Post by delboy » Wed Jul 24 2019 21:02

Tell you what boy,I'm getting a taste for whisky and coke............................................................................... :afraid: f**k me just seen a 3ft earwig crawing across the grass
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Re: Can you make yourself like whisky

Post by delboy » Wed Jul 24 2019 21:08

Missues has got a taste for it now boy...................she's got the muchies...............KFC...............No chance
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Post by Mercman » Wed Jul 24 2019 21:14

You'll have a headache in the morning... :hammer:
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Post by delboy » Wed Jul 24 2019 21:27

You under estimate Delboy.............Jess the cat just came round ,gave him some cornbeef,he's happy that makes me happy and Vin diesel is on the box now happy days
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Re: Can you make yourself like whisky

Post by Mike J » Thu Jul 25 2019 11:30

If you want to sleep in really hot weather drink 1part white rum and 3parts fresh orange juice 1/2hr before you hit the pit.
Its what was recommemded to me when it was 40 something at night and it works.

These days I can sleep no matter what the temp. why I dont know.


Whisky, I have a bottle of single malt gifted to me well over 20years ago, its still unopened so I hope it keeps alright?
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Re: Can you make yourself like whisky

Post by delboy » Thu Jul 25 2019 13:08

Well we have some barcardi and some fresh orange,so might give that a try boy,..Slept alright last night but feel like s**t today,don't know if I could face another drink
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Re: Can you make yourself like whisky

Post by Mercman » Thu Jul 25 2019 15:13

delboy wrote:
Well we have some barcardi and some fresh orange,so might give that a try boy,..Slept alright last night but feel like s**t today,don't know if I could face another drink
Told you you would have a headache... :laughs:
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Post by Andrew Croft » Thu Jul 25 2019 15:21

If you like a straight whisky like me without coke. I recently tried this glenfarclas. Im no mad keen on whisky unless i want out my t*ts but this is nice. Smoothest ive had yet. Ive sat and drank it out the bottle.
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Re: Can you make yourself like whisky

Post by nortchul » Thu Jul 25 2019 17:53

Proper whisky has an E, everything is is paint stripper.

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Post by Bob Watson » Thu Jul 25 2019 17:59

Teachers and grouse isn't the best introduction to whisky, they're good enough to put in your coffee on a cold day, but other than that, pish!! as our Scots cousins would say!!

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Re: Can you make yourself like whisky

Post by Mercman » Thu Jul 25 2019 19:34

nortchul wrote:
Proper whisky has an E, everything is is paint stripper.
I'm not really a drinker, but is this in English? Whats an E? :scratch:
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Post by fergie68 » Thu Jul 25 2019 19:38

Try Black Bottle Dell. :thumbs:
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Re: Can you make yourself like whisky

Post by delboy » Thu Jul 25 2019 20:11

Mercman wrote:
nortchul wrote:
Proper whisky has an E, everything is is paint stripper.
I'm not really a drinker, but is this in English? Whats an E? :scratch:
You don't know what you are missing boy,f**k knows what e means thou
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Re: Can you make yourself like whisky

Post by Mercman » Thu Jul 25 2019 20:26

delboy wrote:
Mercman wrote:
nortchul wrote:
Proper whisky has an E, everything is is paint stripper.
I'm not really a drinker, but is this in English? Whats an E? :scratch:
You don't know what you are missing boy,f**k knows what e means thou
You know me boy strictly beer unless I have too many, and then it's Disaronno on the rocks till I fall over... :cheers:
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Post by Steve Le maitre » Thu Jul 25 2019 21:36

Ming will be along in a minute to say any Whiskey under £400.00 per bottle is s***e. Penderyn do a few different varieties and all are nice and smooth without remortgaging the boat.

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Re: Can you make yourself like whisky

Post by delboy » Thu Jul 25 2019 21:55

f**k me boys,if I/we are going to start drinking this stuff,it will be what ever is cheap,or at least the same price as barcardi
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Post by Edward.P.A.C » Thu Jul 25 2019 22:49

Steve Le maitre wrote:
Ming will be along in a minute to say any Whiskey under £400.00 per bottle is s***e. Penderyn do a few different varieties and all are nice and smooth without remortgaging the boat.
Not so.... :grin:

I have a few bottles in the £100-£250 range that are more than acceptable :laughs:

But Teachers, Grouse, Bells :no: the only thing I would use that s**t for is soaking my wood chunks in for smoking on the bbq :wink: utter garbage :grin:

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Post by Nobby C » Thu Jul 25 2019 23:44

Glen Garioch.
Is nice.

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Post by Alan_dalton » Fri Jul 26 2019 08:42

Jura is nice and smooth

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Post by delboy » Fri Jul 26 2019 10:53

250 quid for a bottle of whisky,you sure?,I could get a new van for that.
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Post by fergie68 » Fri Jul 26 2019 16:57

Aye jura is a good one too. :thumbs:
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Post by Andrew Croft » Fri Jul 26 2019 17:12

fergie68 wrote:
Aye jura is a good one too. :thumbs:
Sounds like a name for a condom.
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Re: Can you make yourself like whisky

Post by nortchul » Fri Jul 26 2019 17:35

Merchman,
Any whiskEy, has been triple distilled and made across the Irish sea.
Whisky is everything else

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Re: Can you make yourself like whisky

Post by Mercman » Fri Jul 26 2019 20:23

nortchul wrote:
Mercman,
Any whiskEy, has been triple distilled and made across the Irish sea.
Whisky is everything else

Cheers learn something every day... :thumbs:
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Re: Can you make yourself like whisky

Post by Bob Watson » Sat Jul 27 2019 11:27

nortchul wrote:
Merchman,
Any whiskEy, has been triple distilled and made across the Irish sea.
Whisky is everything else
Never knew that :thumbs:

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Post by fergie68 » Sat Jul 27 2019 18:21

Jim Beam and Wild turkey are good. Too good in fact. Very easy to drink Too easy. :dizzy: :drunk:
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