The Pikers Pit

I sleep in the back room,I have the windows and door shut to keep spiders out,f**k me can you imagine how hot it is at the moment?....So I just had a Teachers whisky,(it was f*****g horrible)to try and knock me out tonight,Missues just poured me the famous grouse one out,just going to have a sip..................................f**k me its worse,A bloke in tesco's said it was the best one,he told her it was really smooth.It tastes like turps to me,My missues said ,how the f**k (wish she wouldn't keep swearing like that) did you ever go night fishing all them years ago,I told her I had one of them fox super domes that had a sewn in groundsheet.............pause for another sip,f**k me its worse than medicine,Once you did the zip up nothing could get in.......Before that we just had a brolly and a plastic sheet...........................Don't think there was so many spiders around then.............................Or it could have been that I had my girlfriend with me back then when I went night fishing(And now she is my missues) and I had other things on my mind......................There is a third possibilty,some people think that I may have been abducted by aliens at some point back in the day,that would explain a few things,Had 2 glasse's of whisky now,think I am getting the taste for it,but I am having a fosters shot as well.Hope I SLEEP TONIGHT

Tell you what the missues just put a drop of coke in there and what with me fosters chaser's ,I think I will sleep like a log tonight..............................Just hope I wake up in the morning

Nothing changes.....

Tell you what boy,I'm getting a taste for whisky and coke............................................................................... f**k me just seen a 3ft earwig crawing across the grass

Missues has got a taste for it now boy...................she's got the muchies...............KFC...............No chance

You'll have a headache in the morning...

You under estimate Delboy.............Jess the cat just came round ,gave him some cornbeef,he's happy that makes me happy and Vin diesel is on the box now happy days

If you want to sleep in really hot weather drink 1part white rum and 3parts fresh orange juice 1/2hr before you hit the pit.
Its what was recommemded to me when it was 40 something at night and it works.

These days I can sleep no matter what the temp. why I dont know.


Whisky, I have a bottle of single malt gifted to me well over 20years ago, its still unopened so I hope it keeps alright?

Well we have some barcardi and some fresh orange,so might give that a try boy,..Slept alright last night but feel like s**t today,don't know if I could face another drink

delboy wrote: ↑Thu Jul 25 2019 13:08 -

Well we have some barcardi and some fresh orange,so might give that a try boy,..Slept alright last night but feel like s**t today,don't know if I could face another drink

Told you you would have a headache...

If you like a straight whisky like me without coke. I recently tried this glenfarclas. Im no mad keen on whisky unless i want out my t*ts but this is nice. Smoothest ive had yet. Ive sat and drank it out the bottle.

Proper whisky has an E, everything is is paint stripper.

Teachers and grouse isn't the best introduction to whisky, they're good enough to put in your coffee on a cold day, but other than that, pish!! as our Scots cousins would say!!

nortchul wrote: ↑Thu Jul 25 2019 17:53 -

Proper whisky has an E, everything is is paint stripper.

I'm not really a drinker, but is this in English? Whats an E?

Try Black Bottle Dell.
That's a good one.

Mercman wrote: ↑Thu Jul 25 2019 19:34 -

nortchul wrote: ↑Thu Jul 25 2019 17:53 -

Proper whisky has an E, everything is is paint stripper.

I'm not really a drinker, but is this in English? Whats an E?

You don't know what you are missing boy,f**k knows what e means thou

delboy wrote: ↑Thu Jul 25 2019 20:11 -

Mercman wrote: ↑Thu Jul 25 2019 19:34 -

nortchul wrote: ↑Thu Jul 25 2019 17:53 -

Proper whisky has an E, everything is is paint stripper.

I'm not really a drinker, but is this in English? Whats an E?

You don't know what you are missing boy,f**k knows what e means thou

You know me boy strictly beer unless I have too many, and then it's Disaronno on the rocks till I fall over...

Ming will be along in a minute to say any Whiskey under £400.00 per bottle is s***e. Penderyn do a few different varieties and all are nice and smooth without remortgaging the boat.

f**k me boys,if I/we are going to start drinking this stuff,it will be what ever is cheap,or at least the same price as barcardi

Steve Le maitre wrote: ↑Thu Jul 25 2019 21:36 -

Ming will be along in a minute to say any Whiskey under £400.00 per bottle is s***e. Penderyn do a few different varieties and all are nice and smooth without remortgaging the boat.

Not so....

I have a few bottles in the £100-£250 range that are more than acceptable

But Teachers, Grouse, Bells the only thing I would use that s**t for is soaking my wood chunks in for smoking on the bbq utter garbage

Glen Garioch.
Is nice.

Jura is nice and smooth

250 quid for a bottle of whisky,you sure?,I could get a new van for that.

Aye jura is a good one too.

fergie68 wrote: ↑Fri Jul 26 2019 16:57 -

Aye jura is a good one too.

Sounds like a name for a condom.

Merchman,
Any whiskEy, has been triple distilled and made across the Irish sea.
Whisky is everything else

nortchul wrote: ↑Fri Jul 26 2019 17:35 -

Mercman,
Any whiskEy, has been triple distilled and made across the Irish sea.
Whisky is everything else

Cheers learn something every day...

nortchul wrote: ↑Fri Jul 26 2019 17:35 -

Merchman,
Any whiskEy, has been triple distilled and made across the Irish sea.
Whisky is everything else

Never knew that

Jim Beam and Wild turkey are good. Too good in fact. Very easy to drink Too easy.